10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.