10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.