10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22