10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• It's Free To Fold...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike