10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.