10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- It's Free To Fold...
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi