10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes