10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."