10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'