10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers