10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury