10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Those eggs smell delicious!