10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss