10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword