10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.