10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Fook the floosh droo!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.