10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.