10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.