10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.