10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."