10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Those eggs smell delicious!