10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- in the poker game of life women are the rake