10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.