10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow