10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.