10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth