10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.