10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"