10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.