10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson