10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi