10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-