10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier