10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.