10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.