10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
It's Free To Fold...
Those eggs smell delicious!
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm