10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.