10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.