10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.