10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.