10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.