10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester