10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright