10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth