10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP