10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Why not, when some because there are three.