10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz