10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A