10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.