10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• Welcome to kicker school
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion